Law Abiding Citizen starring Gerard Butler > veggie corndogs > YouTube videos of adorable kittens > Justin > Sega Master System > current-era Rush albums > 1986 New York Mets > Flavor Blasted Goldfish crackers > your favorite pair of jeans > sunsets in California > the actual tears of a clown (but not "The Tears of a Clown" by Smokey Robinson & the Miracles) > Shipwreck from G.I. Joe > sheet metal > cordless phones > scones > Tones on Tail > teachable moments > the phrase: "you do the math" > cherry flavor cough syrup > the 1991 Calvin Klein fall collection > Radiohead > greywater > abscesses of any kind > CiCi's Pizza dessert pizza > CiCi's Pizza pizza > hashtags*